ruinedchildhood:

remember when Helga fainted after catching a glimpse of Arnold’s dick?

Me

(via bob-belcher)

racial:

racial:

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

i have to pee

(via thatonekawaiigirl13)

emchromatic:
“ thenatsdorf:
““Do I look like I eat bugs?!” ”
I love this frog so much I drew a comic of it.
”

emchromatic:

thenatsdorf:

“Do I look like I eat bugs?!”

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I love this frog so much I drew a comic of it.

(via leenbeef)

powerliftingpoppunk:

I need to get drunk with someone and just talk about life.

(via demexo)

svvords:

*washes hands with my tears*

(via humorrelated)

lindsaylohoean:

when u try ur best but u dont succeed 

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(via humorrelated)

comfyblackheaux:

the-middle-eastern-feminist:

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Stop glorifying the suffering of women for men. Fuck that shit. Leave his ass.

Also stop glorifying our mothers, grandmothers,great grandmothers, etc because they “stayed” or “worked it out.” Some of them didn’t have the resources to leave their terrible husbands in the first place.

(via hannahbollcrap)

becherdireinen:

Dear January, please be good to me.

January is already being mean to me. I’m telling his mother.

(via thatonekawaiigirl13)

bandsareprettyrad:
“ I wasn’t lying
”

bandsareprettyrad:

I wasn’t lying

(via humorrelated)